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me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via clestroying)

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to pee or not to pee




Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

I’m sorry my outward appearance and standard behaviors confuse you. I know I’m an adult because I don’t have to ask for cookies. I just give them to myself.

…and then I dunk the cookies in wine while watching as much TV as I want…

(via alandistro)


i wish i didnt look like a foot

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if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

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I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

damn it Radio 2

I just learned a new method for business.

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Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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